Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Flatbed Scanner For Line Drawings

Hönggerberg

experiments creative work in sleepless nights:

Hönggerberg the end of the night
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Hönggerberg during the night
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Anything else: I'm alive. Good enough to not whine large, but they can not free of problems. Own apartment, financially viable, free of service obligations to be time (less organized and erratic used), unclear prospects.
The world is big and had a lot to offer. But I like them still do not. So much bad that it is sometimes difficult to bear. There remains hardly anything else than to take refuge in your own world, in which one always takes a bit of solitude.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

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FVD II - The snowball fights back

Whoever believes the stupidity and transparency of the FVD could not beat themselves mistaken. For now we enter the wonderful world of the methodology: a kingdom full of possibilities and pitfalls.
First, I must say that the lady of the FVD in each set, the training seminar (theme: cheating without being ashamed) could be heard. Phrases like "we know women so the problem" or "when I was your age" should establish close, now that I did not really want. This initiation of forced intimacy was not only my reflection, but also appear to her as the smile that stood in their face more and again I have to tell the testifying "and not even tried interested to work. It looks as needed because someone has a refresher (or the seminar leader where there have just not on it)! After the sales pitch, which was clearly . had survived (remember that I was there to get a second job), we came to my possible future duties
should I enter customer data Well, they must get I so before my first question:.. "How do I get ? the "answer:" They will be included in the customer call from you, "Aha ..." are the potential customers here in the office and we go through everything, "No, that's not the case.? Since the FVD is not any advertising (see last entry) is running out all about referrals from customers. Aha ... "So call people who have heard of your good friends here and we will make an appointment?" No, wrong again. The FVD (in this case, me) calls from customers and asks for information from friends, acquaintances, family members are still no customers. (Plain text: you are no rest until you have recorded all contacts of a customer and tried to talk over as much as possible the author's note.). Aha ... "so we call in to the interested parties (Bequatschten) are then to come here?". No ... but it is so that I would have to go to the customer, then the suburb of financial data include ("because that's so personal"). In the next sentence, however, I was immediately declared that this will keep you at the customer directly on the lookout for assets and evaluate the circumstances would have.
The Lady of the FVD probably noticed that this procedure does not pleases me especially, and so they played their last Trupfkarte: money. For the recording of data and the pending correspondence takes the FVD 20 € from interested customers (at the time there was no contract and no consulting). As the nice lady of the FVD but this correspondence by e-mail handles, I could put the 20 € per recorded data into their own pockets. Is really cute I may also directly benefit from the fraud of the customer (remember that the FVD on any advertising to reduce costs for customers). Is it just me or does that sound really, really illogical? Nice to outmaneuver people like yourself! Less
nice is that apparently enough people fall for it.
Ah yes, the first dates I had not also done solo (as well), but under supervision of experienced employees. And of course then I would have decreed it a training seminar (if my result is so convincing as the nice lady from the FVD, then I'm not better). However, it would usually sufficient, if 2x is another. Yeah sure, because I've learned all about the financial market and put probably already up to their necks in the mud of the FVD. The first few times will probably watch out, shouting that I do not potential customers, "Run as fast as you can!"
So I want to do that at this point. RUNNING AS FAST YOU CAN! That tells you your friends and acquaintances, because one of them is probably already fallen into the orbit, otherwise do not have the your address. Concerned that person a good emotional support and their best moves and changes all your names. Run as long as you still can see, I've done it anyway!

Friday, June 25, 2010

How To Install Propellerhead Record

FVD I - The smiling incompetence next door

on the advertisement in the newspaper I applied because I would have at least one Nebnjob happy and I know that "Datenerfasserin" is indeed stupid, but can execute well. With these expectations I applied to the FVD. The fact that the grade does not have the best reputation is known to me, but I thought 'what can you as a slave input on the PC already do. "
Next day was already on me an appointment for an interview and where I made my way to ... well we call it service providers. On the edge of the local industrial park, I found the address where I could bring myself after much hesitation to really go to. This was due to the fact that the otherwise so helpful all entrance signs possible offices were named, just not the FVD. Finally, it was the address given, so your eyes and go. In the bottom floor (the only open-access) was sitting behind the door on the right a collection agency and on the doorbell of the left was found first of all an architect. This was also advertising in and around the house, which indeed makes sense. The FVD there seems to think otherwise, because that only had one line of text (FVD, personal name) back, which was placed under the architect's office. Another piece was on my part, but I finally rang the bell anyway.
The door was opened by the architect (who worked very nice) and took me to my Question "Am I really right?" in the office. This he shares with the lady that is the FVD. This seemed resulut and quite nice, would not be in whole condition of the environment, a certain carelessness felt. The Office (the divided area) was organized so that you as a visitor to the certificates had to stare at the wall, which proved that excessive large format.
After the welcome they asked me, first, what actually makes the FVD and with whom it cooperates. I already knew, however, that these "partners" such as the German bank has no idea that the FVD advertises their logos. Then it was about how great the FVD yet, as a (literal Quote, not exaggerated).'s Largest financial services companies in Europe probably even the world, we must not only say so; you do not know what could go sit in Asia. " I saved me at this point to comment and tried to suppress my grin as I was told in the same breath that "the FVD [is] purely a family." Oh yes, and now my favorite part: "We want no advertising, because that would cause costs to our customers" (and because the banks then see them advertised as unauthorized / is good which is then really, really expensive). Not only that the FVD did not understand the functioning of advertising evident they want one also sell the bullshit to be true.
continued ... Currently I am